What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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