dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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