There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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