dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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