im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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