if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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