I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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