hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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