yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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