It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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