She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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