best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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