i permit you to call me
i just google imaged poop.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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