I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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