My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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