His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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