Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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