Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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