i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
PANTIES FOUND
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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