Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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