Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
