i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
