My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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