I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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