I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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