On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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