OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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