sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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