Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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