If i come over, it means nothing
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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