you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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