He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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