i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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