god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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