We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
