he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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