listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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