Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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