Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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