omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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