ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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