it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
you made out with another girl for some wings
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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