It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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