I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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