I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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