singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
