Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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