we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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