even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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