quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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