just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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